20 things I’d like to see in 2021

1. Once the vaccines are done, do you mind if we find a cure for a Swiss knee? So that we can squeeze one more oohing, sighing, Wimbledon out of the old man of the lawns. Everyone needs a chance for a farewell weep. Especially Roger Federer.

2. He’s crankier, slower, older, scores less, will be 34 in the summer and so it’s a perfect time for Lionel Messi to come to England and mock those who said he can’t handle the Premier League.